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Alanea Alder QUOTES

1 " Aleks opened his mouth to reassure his friend when he heard something that chilled him to the bone.

“Aleksander Aaron Arkadion! What in the hell is wrong with you! Why are you dragging that mangled corpse through town? You traumatized an entire first-grade class on a field trip to the town center,” Ma said, striding up to them pointing down to the body that Aleks still had a hold of.

He looked down at the ankle he was holding.

“Fuck my life.” Aleks looked behind his ma at the trail of blood heading back to the ice cream parlor.

Liam laughed, his arms wrapped around his waist holding his sides. "

― Alanea Alder , Fated for Forever (Kindred of Arkadia, #3)

2 " Get your fang boner under control. Your freaking out my person "

― Alanea Alder , My Guardian (Bewitched and Bewildered #6)

3 " They are my baby Keelans! "

― Alanea Alder , My Guardian (Bewitched and Bewildered #6)

4 " You can't adopt people like kittens! Aiden growled.
'I wouldn't know; someone wouldn't let me get a kitten', Meryn retorted.
'Fine, you can have a kitten, no people'
'Too late "

― Alanea Alder , My Guardian (Bewitched and Bewildered #6)

5 " I've been wearing my super gown because someone won't let me go get maternity clothes because they are being a paranoid, drama bear "

― Alanea Alder , My Guardian (Bewitched and Bewildered #6)

6 " How do you poop? Where does it go? If you get more prestigious as you go down, aren't you shitting on the upper classes? "

― Alanea Alder , My Guardian (Bewitched and Bewildered #6)

7 " Can I ride you next time? You can be my battle cat! That would be so cool! "

― Alanea Alder , My Guardian (Bewitched and Bewildered #6)

8 " you don't have the luxury of whipping out your dicks and seeing who's bigger "

― Alanea Alder , My Guardian (Bewitched and Bewildered #6)

9 " This first time , my Sprite friend went for help, then Aiden went all shifter Hulk version and Loki'd the feral's ass. Whap, whap "

― Alanea Alder , My Guardian (Bewitched and Bewildered #6)

10 " She needs tampons. Evidently it helps with this process. We have to secure the location of where they are being sold, acquire them and then get them back to my mate posthaste. "

― Alanea Alder , My Commander (Bewitched and Bewildered, #1)

11 " I enjoy my crazy, thank you very much. I noticed a long time ago that those who value normalcy to the point of making someone else feel like shit for being different were assholes. I stopped caring about what people thought of me after that. "

― Alanea Alder , My Brother's Keeper (Bewitched and Bewildered, #5)

12 " He’s a he. I mean he’s a guy. He’s your mate. Oh my God you’re gay!” Aleks exclaimed. Liam slapped himself on the forehead. "

― Alanea Alder , Fated for Forever (Kindred of Arkadia, #3)

13 " Aleks opened his mouth to reassure his friend when he

heard something that chilled him to the bone.

“Aleksander Aaron Arkadion! What in the hell is wrong with you! Why are you dragging that mangled

corpse through town? You traumatized an entire first-grade class on a field trip to the town center,” Ma said,

striding up to them pointing down to the body that Aleks still had a hold of.

He looked down at the ankle he was holding.

“Fuck my life.” Aleks looked behind his ma at the trail of blood heading back to the ice cream parlor.

Liam laughed, his arms wrapped around his waist holding his sides. "

― Alanea Alder , Fated for Forever (Kindred of Arkadia, #3)

14 " Shoot faceless, white blobs. Roger that Menace, Gamma Kitten One over and out. "

― Alanea Alder , My Savior (Bewitched and Bewildered, #4)

15 " So a Sherrilyn Kenyon kinda shifter or a Charlaine Harris kinda shifter? "

― Alanea Alder , Fate Knows Best (Kindred of Arkadia, #1)

16 " He's doing a sniffing thing! I've already been through this; it's how I got stuck with Aiden!! Meryn yelled "

― Alanea Alder , My Guardian (Bewitched and Bewildered #6)

17 " Oh God, is this like Silence of the Lambs?" Tears flowed down her face. "I don't want to go down the hole! I won't put lotion on the skin! Look at me, you won't be able to wear my skin, I won't cover your huge ass!" She wailed. "

― Alanea Alder , My Commander (Bewitched and Bewildered, #1)

18 " A determined female photographer who tended to view No Trespassing and Authorized Personnel Only signs more as friendly suggestions rather than enforceable laws. "

― Alanea Alder , My Commander (Bewitched and Bewildered, #1)

19 " Good morning, sunshine,” he said, his smile quickly disappearing in the face of her murderous glance when she raised her face to look at him.

“Shut up and die, morning person. Coffee,” she mumbled.

Right. Note to self. Mate was not a morning person. He poured a cup of coffee and placed it on the table near her hand along with the sweetener and cream. He watched as she poured three packets of Equal into the coffee with her forehead still on the table. He looked on in amazement as she felt around and unscrewed the cap to the cream before dousing the dark liquid. She stirred for a second before dragging the cup to her lips. After a few sips she was able to lift her head. By the time she had finished half a cup she was sitting upright. When she finished the cup, her eyes were open and she was looking around.

“You need to be a coffee commercial,” Connor said, staring at his mate. "

― Alanea Alder , Fated Surrender (Kindred of Arkadia, #6)

20 " Colton, looks like your vacation is over buddy. You have drills to make up for, from when you were lounging around with my mate." Meryn heard Aiden tell Colton. "Lounging? She almost blew me up!" Colton yelled. Ryuu raised an eyebrow as he extended a hand to assist her up into the carriage. "Long story, total accident. "

― Alanea Alder , My Commander (Bewitched and Bewildered, #1)