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41 " Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world. "
― Chris Rock
42 " Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career. "
43 " If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it’s not that smart. "
44 " School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man. "
45 " ALL THOSE GOOD COPSYALL LOVE BRINGING UP WHEN YOU SAYNOT ALL COPS ARE BADSEEM TO NEVER BE AROUND WHEN THEIR COMRADES ARE KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE "
46 " 90% of U.S. mass shootings are committed by white people aged 14-56. For some reason I've never ONCE heard a white person called a terrorist. "
47 " Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing. "
48 " Doing something really profound and personal is bigger than a fad. It's not some passing fancy.It's always number one. "
― Chris Rock , Rock This!
49 " Anything you can suck at should make you nervous. "
50 " A man is only as faithful as his options "
51 " Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest! "
52 " Everybody's so busy wanting to be down with the gang. "I'm conservative", "I'm liberal", "I'm conservative". Bullshit! Be a fucking person! Lis-ten! Let it swirl around your head. Then form your opinion. No normal, decent person is one thing, okay? I've got some shit I'm conservative about, I've got some shit I'm liberal about. Crime, I'm conservative. Prostitution, I'm liberal! "
53 " I'd always end up broken down on the highway. When I stood there trying to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But when I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself- people like to see that. "
54 " I'd always end up broken down on the highway. When I stood there trying to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But when I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me.If you want help, help yourself- people like to see that. "
55 " I know it's hard being a woman, but there's a coldness that you have to accept when you're a man, especially a black man. It's like... the world's cold as a motherfucker, ok? When you get older, one thing I learned... only women, children and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition that he provides something. Ok? I've never heard a woman in my life say: "You know, after he got laid off, we got so much closer." No, no, no.. I once heard my grandmother say, "A broke man is like a broke hand. Can't do nothing with it."Fellas.. when you meet a new girl.. what do your friends ask you? "What's she look like?"Ladies.. when you meet a new guy... what do your friends ask you? "What does he do?" "What the fuck does that nigga do that can help you out?" "Can this motherfucker facilitate a dream or not?"Even right now, Michelle Obama is looking at Barack, going, "What's your plans, nigga?" "How's that book turning out?" "I need to see some pages. "