" I know it's hard being a woman, but there's a coldness that you have to accept when you're a man, especially a black man. It's like... the world's cold as a motherfucker, ok? When you get older, one thing I learned... only women, children and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition that he provides something. Ok? I've never heard a woman in my life say: "You know, after he got laid off, we got so much closer." No, no, no.. I once heard my grandmother say, "A broke man is like a broke hand. Can't do nothing with it."

Fellas.. when you meet a new girl.. what do your friends ask you? "What's she look like?"
Ladies.. when you meet a new guy... what do your friends ask you? "What does he do?" "What the fuck does that nigga do that can help you out?" "Can this motherfucker facilitate a dream or not?"

Even right now, Michelle Obama is looking at Barack, going, "What's your plans, nigga?" "How's that book turning out?" "I need to see some pages. "

― Chris Rock