Andy Carrington QUOTES

1 " When all that's left mediocrity and each day just bleeds into the next. "

2 " I see you up there
sat
on that throne
with your one-million-pound
hat
and imported Indian
cloth
draped in animal
skins
and gold
getting slap-up breakfasts
- paid for you by the taxpayer -
served on silver
platters
by minimum-
wage
butlers

then preaching
to
US
about spending. "

― Andy Carrington , Cameron Fucks Dead Pigs & I Got Called a Scrounger

3 " Invisible illnesses exist - within body and
mind (you just don’t always see the patients taking
their pills). "

― Andy Carrington , What's Wrong with the Street!

4 " No offence to horses
but KATIE HOPKINS
looks like 1 "

― Andy Carrington , Cameron Fucks Dead Pigs & I Got Called a Scrounger

5 " Can’t take no pride in that flagpole

and you can stick your fucking STARBUCKS
up your tight middle-
class
arseholes. "

― Andy Carrington

6 " and for every year I age I see at least 3 new
TESCOs
“OPEN 2-
4 HOURS
A
DAY”
which is a lie
(cause they all shut @ 5 on Sunday). "

― Andy Carrington , The Daily Fail

7 " IT’S NOT RACIST
TO BE PROUD
OF YOUR COUNTRY!'

no, but it is fucking
stupid
to think it makes
you a better man. "

― Andy Carrington , Anti-British Lefty Commie Traitor Scum

8 " So many likes and retweets for having the "GUTS"
to say what every-
one thinks

ON
THE
FUCKING
INTER-
NET

(but never in the street). "

― Andy Carrington , Self Service Check-Outs Have No Soul

9 " Don't follow the path of writers:

the path stinks / you never get paid

drinking / sleeping tablets only make the head worse

and I'm forever getting pissy
with every-
one. "

― Andy Carrington , The Daily Fail

10 " Just so you know
I’d be much less calmer

if you took your patronising Capitalist
ramble
off the face of the Earth

and remember to leave me the fuck
alone

when I’m listening to the Upstarts. "

― Andy Carrington , Cameron Fucks Dead Pigs & I Got Called a Scrounger

11 " Don’t care if you’re man
or woman: SEXIST
pub talk
belongs in the sewer. "

― Andy Carrington , Apathy Will Kill Us All

12 " Smash the bastards / burn everything "

― Andy Carrington , S.O.P.H.I.E.