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41 " I love his penis. I want to give it a sponge bath and dress it up like a super hero. "
― Helena Hunting , Pucked (Pucked, #1)
42 " Says who? I was happy reading mindless smut. I’m buying the CliffsNotes. "
43 " You are everything I could ever want. You are the place I want to be. "
― Helena Hunting , Inked Armour (Clipped Wings, #2)
44 " He takes a sip of his drink, leaving behind a milk mustache he quickly wipes away. It’s then I realize where I recognize him from: the milk advertisements. Sweet Lord, I’ve been jilling off to him. "
45 " I want you, only you, all of you, for as long as I can have you. "
― Helena Hunting , Clipped Wings (Clipped Wings, #1)
46 " Wherever you go, you always take yourself with you. "
― Helena Hunting , Hilariously Ever After
47 " Better the devil you know than the devil you don’t. "
48 " Is that-am I looking at her beaver?"Mid-swig, I choke on the mouthful of beer, sputtering and coughing. After I recover, I ask jokingly, "'Beaver'? Are you Canadian or something? "
49 " What do you want, douche-whore? Haven’t you ruined my night enough by interrupting my mouth fucking session with your fuckhot teammate? Now you have to disturb my masturbation session, too? "
50 " I hadn’t considered the possibility that I might find someone who would understand what I had endured and want me anyway, even though I wasn’t whole. "
51 " Do you want to get out of here?""Buck will kill you.""I can take him. "
52 " You really shouldn’t smoke. It’s bad for your health.” I’m irritated by the attention he’s drawing to us and my fake bad habit, so I fire off an insult. “So are venereal diseases. You don’t hear me lecturing you on your whoriness. "
53 " I want to be his love slave. An image of me in a black corset wearing a collar with a leash attached to it pops into my head. Maybe stupid Lydia was right to cut the smut from the book club for a while. "
54 " Actions spoke louder than words. "
55 " I miss everything about her even though she’s right in front of me. Maybe this is what love is. "
― Helena Hunting , Pucked Up (Pucked, #2)
56 " face-to-pussy resuscitation "
57 " He's like the Energizer Bunny on crack with an amazing dick. "
58 " There’s something you should probably know.” “Please don’t tell me you had gender reassignment surgery. I don’t think I can manage that today. "
59 " Next is a box of truffles from Godiva and then a gift certificate from Victoria’s Secret for an unknown amount. It’s made out to my boobs, which Alex officially asks on a date. "
60 " Understandable, really. Moist is a terrible word.” “So true. It should only be used to describe the consistency of cake. "