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1 " There are no refunds and no exchanges with love. It comes with flaws and imperfections. It’s raw, unfiltered, and sometimes it isn’t easy. But I’ve found the best things in this life are the ones I’ve had to work hardest for. "
― Helena Hunting , Pucked Up (Pucked, #2)
2 " I miss everything about her even though she’s right in front of me. Maybe this is what love is. "
3 " You can’t control other people’s feelings. All you can do is put yourself out there and hope she’s going to feel the same way. "
4 " Being the provider of the first big “O” gives me some power. It elevates my status. I’m the White Knight in the land of Orgasmia, wielding my magical sword of awesome. "
5 " There’s three sides to every story.” “What do you mean?” “There’s your version, the other person’s, and then there’s the truth, which is somewhere in the middle of the two. "
6 " Funny how losing someone important is the thing that finally makes me decide to step outside my comfort zone. Now I wish I would’ve done it sooner. "
7 " I’m at Lance’s front door. Let me in.” “What? How did you know I was here?” “Because I’m psychic, and Instagram is my oracle. Now let me in. You are seriously interfering with my weekly orgasm quota right now. "
8 " Kissing is an art. It’s the most important part of foreplay. "
9 " There are no refunds and no exchanges with love. It comes with flaws and imperfections. It’s raw, unfiltered, and sometimes it isn’t easy. "
10 " Should we shave your body hair so they can make wigs for the elderly? "
11 " After Alex kills you, you can donate your fur to charity. And maybe some of your more viable organs. Im pretty sure everything but your liver is good. Ooooh, maybe they can use your micro-penis for a clitoris enlargement surgery. "
12 " I’m here because I want to be with you, and no other reason. "
13 " You tired, sweets? You want go to sleep?”“No. I want you to love me.”“You’re not tired of being loved yet?”She touches her lips to mine. “Never. "
14 " I’m not sure what it is about me that makes her fold—’cause let’s face it, I’m not prime boyfriend material—but whatever she sees, I’ll take. "
15 " Some people avoid confrontation. I don’t. "
16 " I don’t want who I am to be swallowed by who I’m with. "
17 " Apologize for what?” “For hurting you. For not trusting you and listening to Lily and Alex instead of staying strong and doing what I wanted. "
18 " I think the brain surgerons would love to take a peek inside your head-you know, for science, so they can learn more about what happens when yetis and humans mate "
19 " Because Im psychic, and Instagram is my oracle. "
20 " Being a vegan seems like food-deprivation torture. "
