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61 " I'd rather have a footwear fetish than a sudden attraction to penises? Yeah, that sounded about right. "
― Dani Alexander , Shattered Glass (Shattered Glass, #1)
62 " I was avoiding the computer because of the gay porn, avoiding Angelica because I was guilty of wanting to watch gay porn, and avoiding my friends because I had to ask them about gay porn-or being gay, same difference. "
63 " This is not at all funny.""Which is why I'm not laughing. "
64 " When had I become so self-involved?Answer:always. "
65 " I honestly had no idea why I was there, or why I couldn't keep my mind of him. Him.I even had to keep reminding myself it was a him. Not a her. No breasts. And, I guessed, no vagina. Definitely a him. And my fantasies were filling with images of his mouth on naked thing of mine. Naked things. With a guy. Naked things with a guy. Surreal "
66 " Spread those what? Cheeks? Legs? Lies? Rumors? Okay, I was just kidding myself with those last two. "
67 " I followed Peter heedlessly, or more specifically, my penis followed blindly. "
68 " Tapping my fingers against the computer desk, I considered what to do next. I was avoiding the computer because of the gay porn, avoiding Angelica because I was guilty of wanting to watch gay porn, and avoiding my friends because I had to ask them about gay porn - or being gay, same difference. I could have called my father, but it would be too tempting to piss him off by telling him I might be gay. Which I wasn't.I settled on a beer and ESPN. "
69 " Tell me something good about your life," I whispered, needing to hear that he wasn't as broken as I thought him to be.Peter breathed into the handset for about two minutes. I began wondering if he was about to hang up, or had fallen asleep, when he answered."You. "
70 " I was not gay.First, I masturbated to images of women. I fantasized about women. Sure, there were men in my fantasies, but they were always doing women. Everyone did that. There were never solo men in my fantasies. Or my porn-discounting the previous night's anomaly. Therefor, I wasn't gay. "
71 " Angelica was one of the kindest and most uncomplicated women I knew; but since she’d started planning this wedding, I was a little afraid. And I dealt with drug dealers and crack whores for a living. "
72 " Are you kidding me? You think for one second I’m going after Cai with you like this? You fucker! Asshole. Son of a bitch, whore, jerkoff.” Apparently his Tourette’s was contagious. "