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21 " Don't allow yourself to become the monster humans wish to make you. Don't live down to their expectations or try to absorb their morality. They're not worth it. "
― C.T. Phipps , Straight Outta Fangton (Straight Outta Fangton #1)
22 " Supervillainy seemed like the sort of thing you needed to be upfront with your spouse about. "
― C.T. Phipps
23 " As the Dark Lord spoke when he saw the Archangel Michael descending upon him: We are in some serious shit.” “No "
― C.T. Phipps , The Rules of Supervillainy (The Supervillainy Saga, #1)
24 " Words cannot express how pissed off I am. I am going to have to invent a new word to explain how angry I am. Karflagled. I am so karflagled off at you right now!” “See, "
25 " A spouse was the absolute best thing a supervillain could have. It was the superheroes who struck me as the perpetual bachelors. I mean, come on, the whole ‘it’s not you, it’s my enemies’ thing is so they can stay single and get sex from the people they rescue. I have it on good authority the Silver Lightning uses it all the time to pick up guys. Admittedly, the good authority was my brother’s old gang but if you couldn’t trust them then who could you trust? "
26 " Vampires actually slurp rather than suck,” I said, correcting a long-held misconception. “The heart does most of the pumping, so you really just open your mouth and let it go into your throat. The trick is to swallow it in gulps or you lose all the flavor.” Melissa "
27 " When you bite a human being... it's always sexual. "
28 " But unfortunately, vampires lost some of their cultural panache, partly because the romantic vampire genre has portrayed so many bloodsuckers as merely harmlessly eccentric. This isn't to dis the romantic vampire—it's a trope for a reason—but the trope started to occupy the majority of headspace in fans’ minds. People forgot that vampires, as cool and sexy as they might sometimes be, are monsters. "
29 " You will live to fail me many more times, I hope. "
― C.T. Phipps , The Games of Supervillainy (The Supervillainy Saga, #2)
30 " I think any gamble about the human race that starts with us not being that stupid is a sucker’s bet. "
― C.T. Phipps , Lucifer's Star (Lucifer's Star #1)
31 " What I’m saying is to do what an ex-girlfriend of mine used to recommend when confronted with the paradox of killing a killer not reducing the number of killers in the world. Kill two. "
― C.T. Phipps , Vampiraz4Life (Straight Outta Fangton #3)
32 " Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high, looking down upon us as we die. When the blazing sun is gone, when the nothing shines upon, then you show your little light. Twinkle, twinkle in the eternal night. "
33 " Comas, unconsciousness, and even sleep are about halfway there. Halfway will get you a chance to wade in the Stygian darkness that is the Great Beyond. "
34 " Don't allow yourself to become the monster humans wish to make you. "
35 " Perhaps she will be understanding about the fact you’re going to put her in constant danger as well as make the world an objectively worse place by your presence.” “Let’s hope! "
36 " Zombies?” I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. “Frigging zombies are going to rise if I don’t use my powers?” “Flesh-eating undead are ghouls not zombies but, yes, more or less. "
37 " What are you doing?” “Sorry, I’m talking to my other personality.” “Ah. Carry on.” Given "