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1 " I'm strictly a 'look at the menu but don't order anything' guy when it comes to attractive women who aren't my wife. "
― C.T. Phipps , The Games of Supervillainy (The Supervillainy Saga, #2)
2 " It's always Ragnarok. Regular mortals have the power to blow the world sky-high and all the major supernatural factions can do the same. The thing is, though, as long as people want to live then you're going to have people stepping in the way of those who want to do something to blow us up. That's the only way you can endure it. "
― C.T. Phipps , Esoterrorism (From the Secret Files of the Red Room, #1)
3 " Somehow, I think God will forgive her. If not, eh, Hell has better parties anyway. "
― C.T. Phipps , The Rules of Supervillainy (The Supervillainy Saga, #1)
4 " I suppose he could be the mole,” Shannon said. “What with his being completely insane and all. "
5 " The only reason people aren't all dragging vampires out into the sun or dousing us with gasoline like your group wants to do is because of a concentrated hundred-and-ten-year plan to make us palatable to mankind. From Bram Stoker to that Meyer woman, we have been subtly brainwashing humanity into believing our race could live in peace with yours. "
― C.T. Phipps , Straight Outta Fangton (Straight Outta Fangton #1)
6 " What IS it about this town? I never thought I’d long for the good old days of Nazi robots and dragons. "
7 " I don't have enough scruples to start violating the few I do. "
8 " To be a supervillain is to be free to do anything you want when you want it because you say so. "
9 " As the Dark Lord spoke when he saw the Archangel Michael descending upon him: We are in some serious shit. "
10 " Hey, killing people doesn't count if they're bad! Hollywood taught us that. "
11 " The situation has gone so far past the point of insanity it's come around and become mundane again. "
12 " Cloak, how many laws of physics did we just break?” I asked, stunned by what had just happened. “You can’t break the laws of physics. Whenever you seem to violate one, it only means your understanding of them is incomplete. To answer your question, though, three hundred and forty-seven.” “I thought so.” I was amazed at the power "
13 " Evil is evil. Big. Small. Grand. Petty. Well-justified or just because. There’s no lesser or greater of it. Choosing between them does not make your soul any less blackened. "
― C.T. Phipps , Lucifer's Star (Lucifer's Star #1)
14 " Prison... it changes you. I'm not the same man I was before going on the inside. I can't go back. I won't." "You were in prison less than twenty-minutes. "
15 " If you can’t be with the side you want, work to fix the side you’re with. "
16 " I admit, this sector is full of assholes,” Judith muttered. “Not just this sector. I’ve been to the others. They’re all full of assholes. Every last one of them. "
17 " In space?” I choked out. “We’re all in space,” Ultragod replied, a broad smile on his face. “Humans travel on Starship Earth.” “Why thank you, Super Hippie. I can’t breathe in space, you know! "
18 " Well, he’s like a wizard, right?” Mercury asked. “He’s exactly like a wizard,” Jessica said, looking over at her. “Mostly because he casts spells and shit.” “I "
― C.T. Phipps , Cthulhu Armageddon (Cthulhu Armageddon, #1)
19 " What are you doing?” “Sorry, I’m talking to my other personality.” “Ah. Carry "
20 " Cloak, does God hate me?" I said. "It depends which god you mean. I've met several." "The Jewish One." "Yes. "
