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Screwed (Screwed, #1) QUOTES

Screwed (Screwed, #1) QUOTES

1 " Generally with women, I have the finesse and mental fortitude of a rhinoceros charging through a watering hole. "

― Kendall Ryan , Screwed (Screwed, #1)

2 " I definitely know my way around a clit. No worries there. It’s all about pressure and speed. "

― Kendall Ryan , Screwed (Screwed, #1)

3 " How can the man wisecrack at a time like this? I guess that’s one of the many reasons I love Hayden . . . which all too often overlap with reasons I want to slap him. "

― Kendall Ryan , Screwed (Screwed, #1)

4 " He does not get to strut over here and make me go all lusty for his dirty, dirty man rod. Especially after what Roxy just told me. Has my vagina no shame? There are probably cooties crawling up and down that overused flagpole.

I blame my body’s indecent reaction on the current state of my love life. Which is sucktastic, thanks to my dipshit ex essentially ruining my trust in mankind. "

― Kendall Ryan , Screwed (Screwed, #1)

5 " I guess he traded of external flaws for internal ones. "

― Kendall Ryan , Screwed (Screwed, #1)

6 " That’s bullshit right there. I should be waking up with my cock in her mouth not because I told her we’d do yoga this morning. "

― Kendall Ryan , Screwed (Screwed, #1)

7 " Is that bulge my imagination, or was her really no lying about having a nine inch cock? "

― Kendall Ryan , Screwed (Screwed, #1)

8 " I’ll be sure to come by if I have any questions,” I say, forcing my face to stay blank. Translation: I’ll only talk to you if everyone else in the office has suffered a gruesome death. Maybe I’m the only intern because the other ones gnawed off their legs to get away. "

― Kendall Ryan , Screwed (Screwed, #1)

9 " He has a way of talking up into down and black into white. "

― Kendall Ryan , Screwed (Screwed, #1)

10 " Precious drops of dark liquid drop into my waiting mug and I consider, briefly, licking them out rather than waiting for the cup to finish brewing. "

― Kendall Ryan , Screwed (Screwed, #1)

11 " Around noon, someone does come rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "

― Kendall Ryan , Screwed (Screwed, #1)

12 " business partner, Hudson, continues lecturing me. I think it’s about something important, but there’s nothing more urgent than my body’s reaction to this shapely brunette. Jesus. "

― Kendall Ryan , Screwed (Screwed, #1)

13 " Is Roxy the villain of that story, I wonder, or is Hayden? I try to dismiss the thought. Real life is rarely so cut-and-dried. "

― Kendall Ryan , Screwed (Screwed, #1)

14 " We were going to talk about . . . you know, girl stuff.” Babies. Boys. Makeup. I have a tampon in my purse and I’m not afraid to use it. "

― Kendall Ryan , Screwed (Screwed, #1)

15 " When I first arrived in this new life, I was warned that this silly, cute, cocky, infuriating man was my enemy. I became his friend instead. And now . . . he’s just plain mine. "

― Kendall Ryan , Screwed (Screwed, #1)

16 " Even a first-year law student knows how much personal bias can distort a testimony. "

― Kendall Ryan , Screwed (Screwed, #1)

17 " Tell me again why doing the nasty would be a bad idea?” Hayden asks.

I force myself to focus, setting the cucumber onto the wood chopping block and starting to cut it into neat slices. “Because. You’re a man-whore jerkoff. And I’m pretty sure my vagina fell off after my last disaster of a relationship. "

― Kendall Ryan , Screwed (Screwed, #1)

18 " I’m not about to fuck with destiny. I’ve been jacking off to the thought of Emery for the past month. My damn hand is tired and my cock is almost raw. Maybe this time away will change things between us. I just have to decide if I want them to. "

― Kendall Ryan , Screwed (Screwed, #1)

19 " My dick leaps to life.

Her gaze drops to the front of my pants. “I have a big dick ahead of me,” she says, and her cheeks flame bright red. “I mean a big day. Day ,” she repeats. "

― Kendall Ryan , Screwed (Screwed, #1)