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Jon's Crazy Head-Boppin' Mystery (Jon's Mysteries, #2) QUOTES

Jon's Crazy Head-Boppin' Mystery (Jon's Mysteries, #2) QUOTES

1 " You ever meet someone and want to buy them a taser for their bathtub? "

― A.J. Sherwood , Jon's Crazy Head-Boppin' Mystery (Jon's Mysteries, #2)

2 " Sir,” Garrett said cheerfully, in a tone that meant mayhem was imminent, “Request permission to punch the asshole in the mouth. "

― A.J. Sherwood , Jon's Crazy Head-Boppin' Mystery (Jon's Mysteries, #2)

3 " Don’t tempt me. I do not want to go back there. The last time I was in an environment that hostile, I was allowed to shoot back. "

― A.J. Sherwood , Jon's Crazy Head-Boppin' Mystery (Jon's Mysteries, #2)

4 " don’t want you editing yourself to say what you think I want to hear. I don’t want that kind of shallow connection with you. "

― A.J. Sherwood , Jon's Crazy Head-Boppin' Mystery (Jon's Mysteries, #2)

5 " He’s handsome and looks at you like you’re better than sliced bread. Hell, if I had a man look at me like that, I’d fall for him too. "

― A.J. Sherwood , Jon's Crazy Head-Boppin' Mystery (Jon's Mysteries, #2)

6 " The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at four in the morning is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise. Really, who in their ever lovin’ mind thinks this a good idea? Just being awake irritated me. "

― A.J. Sherwood , Jon's Crazy Head-Boppin' Mystery (Jon's Mysteries, #2)