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1 " When I die, I want them to bury me facedown and ass up so that the whole world can kiss my ass! "
― Julie Halpern , Get Well Soon (Anna Bloom, #1)
2 " What if I have bad breath?' I asked.'Chew on some gum,' she said.'What if I can't find his tongue?''Back off on your tongue until you can feel his.''What if he throws up in my mouth?''Um, that would just be gross. "
3 " I'm probably the only person on earth who had to be committed to a mental hospital to find a date. "
4 " I hardly think it wise to put the idea of flying into the heads of impressionable teenagers who are already battling the challenges of lunacy. "
5 " Raisins again. I like raisins, but I have a habit of losing one or two on the floor every time I eat them. I always find them later and think they are: a) a mouse turd or b) a cockroach. Then I figure out it's a raisin and sigh with relief. This pretty much happens every time I find a lost raisin. "
6 " Get Well Soon. People sent me get well soon cards while I was in a mental hospital. There were fluffy little bunnies, floaty rainbows, and even a religious card. I could understand that Hallmark probably doesn’t make “Get Sane Soon” cards, but still. Was I not well before? Am I well now? Who decides? "
7 " So love is possible at the Loony Bin. Or, at least, lust. "
8 " It's amazing how something can be blue and yet absolutely colorless. "
