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" A word about breasts. I have gazed at, held, touched, squeezed, tugged on, licked, or otherwise fondled a lot of them in my lifetime, and I am no closer now to understanding their appeal than I ever was. One might think I’d have grown tired of them after all that time, but these elegant curves still hold more fascination for me than the entire Alexandrian Library ever did. "
― Gene Doucette , Immortal (Immortal, #1)
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" I'm actually something of an aficionado in the "waking up in strange places" department. I've woken up in hay lofts, under a buttern churn, on roofs, in a choir loft (twice), under tables, on tables, in trees, in ditches, and half-pinned under a sleeping ox. One time in Bombay, I woke up to find myself lashed to a yak. "
― Gene Doucette , Immortal (Immortal, #1)