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1 " I’ve seen your butthole and that pretty much makes us BFFs. "
― Alice Winters , The Hitman's Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love (The Hitman's Guide, #1)
2 " Tell me you like my nipples and everything will go back to normal. "
3 " Fuck if I know,” he says. “I bought him on Amazon.” He rushes over to the sex swing and kneels next to it. “Look at his blow-up penis! I nearly died blowing him up. When his penis popped out, I was laughing so hard on top of already being air deprived from blowing him up that I nearly passed out. "
4 " I think I got your nut hair in my teeth! "
5 " Will you finger me in JCPenney? "
6 " I think it even winked at me.” “Oh my god. Get out of my car. "
7 " You’re going to have a nut-sized bruise on your face tomorrow "
