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1 " Oh please don’t tell me this whole thing was just Old Man Caruthers digging for diamonds and trying to throw people off the scent,” Aether sighed. “If we unmask a Scooby Doo villain after all that destruction I’m going to be so pissed. "
― Drew Hayes , Corpies
2 " You know I used to do public appearances multiple times a day, right?” Owen said. “And I used to shit my bed when I was a baby. Doesn’t mean I’d feel comfortable doing it tonight,” Hexcellent shot back. "
3 " I don’t know if Mr. Greene is ever actually happy. Hopefully he’ll be ambivalent. I think that’s his version of happy. "
4 " If they’re going to take what they want and run off that quickly they could at least leave us cab fare on the dresser. "
5 " It’s called an Adios Mother Fucker, basically a Long Island except you add Blue Curacao, switch the Coke for Sprite, and double up on all the booze measurements. "
6 " unfortunately, stupid was never in short enough supply. "
7 " There was no amount of skillful cooking that could replace good old-fashioned grease and salt. "