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1 " Don't come in, Dad!" Hank said."Believe me, I won't," Karma said with a vocal shiver. "Just…I have, um, condoms and lube." And in a mutter, "Your mother made me. "
― Eli Easton , Unwrapping Hank (Unwrapping Hank, #1)
2 " You're going to drive me crazy, aren't you," Hank said."Crazy is an ambiguous term with no clinical meaning, and it's insulting to mental health patients. Can you be more specific? "
3 " Do you actually see the testosterone pour out of you when you work out, or is it more of a mist? "
4 " Three days later, Hank and I were no closer "
5 " It made old childhood traumas rise up like bad Chinese food does the next day. "
6 " The time I spent with Sloane was like boxing with my frontal lobe. "
7 " The thing about planning a party is, once it’s actually rolling there’s not a lot more you can do. So there’s a sense of relief, like waking up from a dreaded surgery or finding out Sherlock really isn’t dead despite having gone over Reichenbach Falls. "
8 " He was looking me over in that weird, intense way he had, like I was a rare species of beetle and he was a near-sighted entomologist. "
9 " A boy about seven was hanging around Hank’s neck and over the back of the chair as if it were perfectly normal to pretend to be a cape. "
10 " You’re going to drive me crazy, aren’t you,” Hank said. “’Crazy’ is an ambiguous term with no clinical meaning, and it’s insulting to mental health patients. Can you be more specific? "
11 " Being the focus of Sloane’s attention was like having a record-winning fastball speeding toward your face. On the one hand, you had to marvel at how good the throw was. On the other hand, you were about to get brained. "
12 " We argued over it so much, there was metaphorical blood dripping down the walls of almost every room in the frat house. "
13 " There’s a native American legend. It says that one day a white buffalo will be born during a summer storm. The crows will nest with the eagles and salmon will spawn in the sea. Then, and only then, will Hank and Sloane find a common vision. "
