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Armageddon: The Musical QUOTES

Armageddon: The Musical QUOTES

1 " H. G. Wells once said that every word of which a man is ignorant represents an idea of which he is ignorant. "

― Robert Rankin , Armageddon: The Musical

2 " - It's a small matter, but one which I think shouldn't be overlooked.
- Oh Yes? And that is?
- That is the simple matter that time travel is an impossibility, you craven buffoon!
- Not with the latest miracle of modern horticulture...Gentlemen, please allow me to introduce you to THE TIME SPROUT !
'Pleased to be here' said the vegetable in question. "

― Robert Rankin , Armageddon: The Musical

3 " What it all comes down to, as it so often does, is the very beginning of the universe. This, say the big-heads of the scientific fraternity, all began with a big bang. Wrong! The universe, in fact, began with the sound of a duck call, followed by a whistle and an enormous cosmic wind-break. Had anyone been around at the time to overhear these sounds, they would probably have received a pretty good indication of what God had up his sleeve, amongst other places. "

― Robert Rankin , Armageddon: The Musical