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1 " ...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything.... "
― Tom Upton , Just Plain Weird
2 " Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear? "
3 " You can’t believe in fate only when it sends you something you want, only when things turn out right. You have to accept what fate sends you or doesn’t send you, no matter whether or not you like it. "
4 " If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong. "
5 " I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness of yours have any bounds? "
6 " I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course. "
7 " Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor? "
8 " It was at this time that I formed one of my own insights: it was strange how intelligent people, like Raffles, without being asked, freely spout off their insights and actually expect less intelligent people, like me, to be interested. "
9 " It wasn’t human nature to leave things alone. It was normal for people to try to fix things that didn’t need to be fixed; or, infinitely worse, trying to fix things that were broken, because some things are meant to be broken-- "
10 " "Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope." "
11 " We’re here to take over the world-- that’s why we’re starting here in Hamilton, Indiana-- the nerve center of the entire planet. "
12 " ...It’s pretty simple, really: having fun can only led to having more fun-- it cannot led to injury, pain, or dismemberment. "
13 " I just love things that serve a duel purpose. "
14 " If everything is perfect, nobody has to say a word. "
15 " Maybe anything that anybody ever has is for now. What happened before is gone, and what will happen later is an illusion. "
16 " If it were a gun,” I said, “I would’ve already taken it out and shot you. "
17 " just plain weird. "
