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How I Conquered Your Planet QUOTES

How I Conquered Your Planet QUOTES

1 " Arthur Gremlin was doing a lot of smiling these days. He had seemed pretty tense when he first joined the firm, but the more time he spent with me, and the more he saw me in action, the more he relaxed. Finally after watching me spend three entire days trying to get a carton of milk open, he wiped the milk off his face and relaxed completely for the first time. It’s like something that had been nagging at him finally went away. "

― John Swartzwelder , How I Conquered Your Planet

2 " The problem was I wasn’t very good at things. Everybody knows somebody like that. And I was the guy I knew. I wasn’t very dependable either. And I guess I didn’t smell too good most of the time. I didn’t have much going for me, to be honest. "

― John Swartzwelder , How I Conquered Your Planet

3 " He looked at me like I was stupid. Why do people always look at me like that? "

― John Swartzwelder , How I Conquered Your Planet