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1 " You may look like a chick now Westley, but you've still got game.Of course I do and if you weren't so easy to score on I might actually get to use it sometimes. This was barely a workout.Girl, if you were looking to score all you had to do was say so. You have no idea how easy I can be. "
― Kelly Oram , Serial Hottie
2 " El-lie, Come out, come out, wherever you are! The cat's finally away. Time for the mouse to come out and play. "
3 " She questioned my sexual preference in a highly offensive way, so my fist questioned the proximity of her face in an even more offensive way. "
4 " 1. Ellie2. You're3. The4. Only5. Reason6. I7. Don't8. Hate9. Living10. Here "
5 " I’m going to hell for the lies I tell. "
6 " Seth: I need you to be mine. I can't handle this chasing you around nonsense anymore. These moments we have, where it feels like I almost have you but I'm always wondering what you're thinking and waiting for you to run from me? I can't take it. It's for this to be a real relationship. "
7 " Angela: What I asked what [Seth] was doing, he said, "Figuring out how to make Ellie fall for me. "
8 " Seth: If he needs Angela to point out to him how special you are, then he doesn't deserve you. "
9 " As he gave me the world's most loving tender, perfect kiss, I realized my heart belonged to him forever, and nothing in my life has ever caused me more pain. "
10 " Buen intento, amigo.-No me estas haciendo decir "Te amo" tan fácil, incluso si es verdad.Seth reprimió una sonrisa y cruzo los brazos sobre el pecho. -¿Sabes que escuche eso, verdad?¡MIERDA! "
11 " As Dave was ruffling my hair and Greg was slapping me five we heard the sound of sneakers skidding to a halt on the slick hospital floor. I looked up in time to see a three-J pile up.“What the hell is this?” Jesse asked.“Back the freak up off our woman,” Josh ordered. "
12 " Seth: One of these days I'll teach you the difference between a single kiss and making out. "
13 " I took a six pound dump,” Jack offered.“You lie.” I laughed. The J’s could always make me feel better.“It’s true,” Josh said. “Our whole scrimmage team weighed in before and after.”“I won twenty bucks!”“Congrats, Jack. You’ve reached a new level of disgusting.”“But I won twenty bucks. "
14 " Seth: All these intense feelings I have for you drive me so crazy. "
15 " I knew that for every part of me that was screaming to run from him, there was as much a part of me that straight-up wanted him. "
16 " The most mind-blowing part of it all was the fact that he seemed to think I was the one thing he needed to make sense of it all. "
17 " The worst part is, he’s been extra sweet because he’s trying to make everything okay again. If he weren’t a serial killer, he’d be the perfect boyfriend "
18 " I didn't know Westley liked 'em pretty. I didn't know Westley liked 'em at all. "
19 " The way he looks at me, and touches me all the time...It's like he's restraining himself from hog-tying me and dragging me out to the woods. "
20 " I was concussed! My brain was scrambled. Whatever I said, it didn't count. I'm sorry to hear that. I kind of liked the idea of being gorgeous.I'm sure you already know that.It's still nice to know that you think so. "
