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Bearded Lady QUOTES

Bearded Lady QUOTES

1 " If the muff could do one thing — and it can do more than one thing — it could make a really nice lather. "

― Mara Altman , Bearded Lady

2 " hips. She looked "

― Mara Altman , Bearded Lady

3 " sofa with Dave "

― Mara Altman , Bearded Lady

4 " And then they came tumbling from his luscious lips like poop from a piñata, five simple words that have seared themselves forever into my memory. “I like your blonde mustache,” he said. "

― Mara Altman , Bearded Lady