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1 " Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud. "
― Lani Lynn Vale , Another One Bites the Dust (Freebirds, #3)
2 " I was a whore for a good voice. "
3 " Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. -Morticia Adams "
4 " A dog doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his. -Marley and Me "
5 " husband is someone who, after taking out the trash, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. "
6 " The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other bastard die for his. -George S. Patton "
7 " I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question. -Spock "
8 " You can trust your dog to guard your house, but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. -T-shirt "
9 " He said he could have you, but that he would eviscerate him with a knitting needle and a hack saw if he ever stepped out of line. "
10 " I don’t need anger management classes. You need “Shut the fuck up” classes. "
11 " It’s the man’s job to figure out what the woman likes, what will bring out the wild in her. "
12 " Baby, I’d never let you fall. Never. The only way that would ever happen would be if I was dead, or both my legs and arms didn’t work. If one of them worked, I’d claw my way to you. I’d do everything in my power to watch over you. Only death would separate me from your side.” He "
13 " You can trust your dog to guard your house, but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. "
14 " Lesson one: Only trust people with big butts. They cannot lie. "
15 " His woman doesn't enjoy sex with him says something about the man, not the woman. It's the man's job to figure out what the woman likes, what will bring out the wild in her. Let me let you in on a little secret; I can make you wild. Don't doubt it. "
16 " That much blood going to my dick couldn’t be good for my brain. "
17 " Going away to war doesn’t sit well with any man; we need our women to be strong, to be the one person we can lean on when we need someone to support us. The "
18 " Couples that have been together a long time finish each other’s sentences. The most popular ending in “shut the fuck up.” -E-card "