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Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1) QUOTES

Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1) QUOTES

1 " Men are usually too focused on the cleavage in the shirt to see the crazy in the eyes. -Life Lesson "

― Lani Lynn Vale , Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1)

2 " Don’t half ass anything. Whatever you do, use your full ass. -Coffee Cup "

― Lani Lynn Vale , Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1)

3 " As soon as this day’s over, I plan on having a nervous breakdown. Feel free to leave me the fuck alone, or you’ll be pulled in with me. On the plus side, there’ll be ice cream, so it won’t be all bad. "

― Lani Lynn Vale , Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1)

4 " You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will probably be put on YouTube by the time you make bail. -Fact of life "

― Lani Lynn Vale , Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1)

5 " Scream. Yell. Pinch. Kick. All of that is fine. Just don’t cry. If you cry, then I start feeling punchy. And nobody likes it when I start feeling punchy. -Luke to Reese "

― Lani Lynn Vale , Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1)

6 " There’s bitchy, and then there’s a bitch. They’re two different things. Trust me. -Truth "

― Lani Lynn Vale , Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1)

7 " You know, if you were a vegetable, you’d be a cabbitch!” The old man yelled. "

― Lani Lynn Vale , Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1)

8 " Sisters are like fat thighs. They stick together. -T-shirt "

― Lani Lynn Vale , Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1)

9 " I thought I was a good person until I started hanging out with you bitches. Now I stand corrected. "

― Lani Lynn Vale , Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1)

10 " Jingle all the way…’cause nobody likes a half assed jingler. "

― Lani Lynn Vale , Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1)

11 " Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there. "

― Lani Lynn Vale , Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1)

12 " Your face. I like that shit. "

― Lani Lynn Vale , Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1)

13 " Never have I ever’ isn’t in my vocabulary. Instead I use ‘Don’t judge me, but… "

― Lani Lynn Vale , Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1)

14 " Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there. -Truth "

― Lani Lynn Vale , Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1)

15 " Nice pants. Now take them off so I can fuck you. Unless you’re not fond of them, then I’ll take care of them for you. -Luke "

― Lani Lynn Vale , Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1)

16 " Men are usually too focused on the cleavage in the shirt to see the crazy in the eyes. "

― Lani Lynn Vale , Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1)

17 " said, “A man’s shirt on a woman’s naked body is like raising a flag on a conquered fortress. "

― Lani Lynn Vale , Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1)

18 " Tall, blonde, tatted, sexy, and a devoted father. I think I’ll need some new panties now. -Reese’s secret thoughts "

― Lani Lynn Vale , Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1)

19 " You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will probably be put on YouTube by the time you "

― Lani Lynn Vale , Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1)

20 " Chapter 1 Tall, blonde, tatted, sexy, and a devoted father. I think I’ll need some new panties now. -Reese’s secret thoughts "

― Lani Lynn Vale , Center Mass (Code 11-KPD SWAT, #1)