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1 " My tongue tasted like a gladiator's jockstrap [Marcus Corvinus after a night out] "
― David Wishart , Ovid (Marcus Corvinus, #1)
2 " the emperor had chewed off his balls and stuffed a one-way ticket to the Black Sea up his rectum [Marcus Corvinus explains what happened to Ovid] "
