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Signs of Cupidity (Heart Hassle #1) QUOTES

Signs of Cupidity (Heart Hassle #1) QUOTES

1 " People wish and the stars try to grant, but even as the stars sacrifice themselves and fall, so many wishes are wasted, just as so much love is lost. "

― Raven Kennedy , Signs of Cupidity (Heart Hassle #1)

2 " I roll my eyes even though he can’t see and I start to lightly wog. You know, the way you pretend to jog but it’s really no faster than walking, just bouncier? Yeah, that’s my goal. Fake it. I’m super good at wogging. "

― Raven Kennedy , Signs of Cupidity (Heart Hassle #1)

3 " To all the people who have been screwed over by cupids sticking their arrows where they don't belong. May your book lovers be way more satisfying. "

― Raven Kennedy , Signs of Cupidity (Heart Hassle #1)

4 " Bravo!” I yell to the actress who played the part of making two guys fall in love with her and then leaving them both for another female. "

― Raven Kennedy , Signs of Cupidity (Heart Hassle #1)

5 " Why do people run? It’s awful. Did you know people actually do this for fun? I saw humans do it all the time. There must be something wrong with their brains,” I narrow my eyes at him and gasp. “Oh gods, you run for fun, don’t you?” I ask. “What am I saying, of course you do. That explains why you’re so unhappy all the time. "

― Raven Kennedy , Signs of Cupidity (Heart Hassle #1)

6 " I’m so upset on their behalf that I can’t even finish my dinner. The horror of that alone was enough to push me over the edge. "

― Raven Kennedy , Signs of Cupidity (Heart Hassle #1)

7 " I’ve been lonely for a long time, and I know that my loneliness, added together with my insatiable curiosity and general desire to participate in all things sexy, I perhaps have a skewed outlook. But no matter what I want, or how attracted I am to these guys, I would never jeopardize their future. Despite our rough start, I want the best for them. Most of the time. Usually. Nearly all the time. "

― Raven Kennedy , Signs of Cupidity (Heart Hassle #1)

8 " He looks at me incredulously. "Cute little kitty cat tail?"
"Yeah. It's adorable." I say, watching it flit back and forth behind him. "Can I pet it?"
He makes a weird chocking sound.
"Whoa. Are you gonna have a fit or something?"
"I... you..."
"What? Is petting your tail like a no-go? I haven't read the genfin rulebook. Is it off-limits? Too bad. It looks so soft. Maybe when I get out of here, I'll find some other genfin who will let me pet his tail. Or I bet Evert will let me pet his. "

― Raven Kennedy , Signs of Cupidity (Heart Hassle #1)

9 " It’s like I landed on Sexy-Guy-Island, population: 3. "

― Raven Kennedy , Signs of Cupidity (Heart Hassle #1)

10 " Evert nods, studying my red wings as he raises his hand and traces a finger along the feathers at the top. The sensation instantly shoots a shiver down them and my feathers ruffle up involuntarily. I slap his hand away. “Stop that.”
He looks at me, amused. “Touchy, touchy.”
Before he can catch on to what I’m about to do, I bend down and grab hold of his tail, petting it gently. He flinches back in surprise and his tail flicks out of my grasp.
I tsk. “Touchy, touchy,” I say with a smirk.
He narrows his eyes and takes a step forward, forcing me to tilt my head up to look at him.
“Touching a genfin’s tail isn’t a good idea, Scratch,” he says, his voice dropping to a near whisper. "

― Raven Kennedy , Signs of Cupidity (Heart Hassle #1)

11 " Gods, food is delicious. I want to eat more. I want to eat everything. Gimme all the foods. From now on, it’s food everywhere, all the time, every kind. I want to constantly stuff my face. Screw relationships, I’ll make food my new love. I’ve clearly been misplacing all my fantasies on love and sex. I should’ve just focused my pining on food this whole time. "

― Raven Kennedy , Signs of Cupidity (Heart Hassle #1)

12 " Ronak could surprise us all and become my new favorite.” Ronak walks by just then. “Nope.” “Don’t fight it. It’s only a matter of time before you want that slot, Ro-Ro.” “Don’t call me that.” “You got it, Ro-Ro. "

― Raven Kennedy , Signs of Cupidity (Heart Hassle #1)

13 " Stupid game, but maybe it was all right, too.”

I perk up. “Really? So you don’t hate Ronak anymore?”

“Let’s not get carried away,” he admonishes. “But I am considering not hating him.”

I can live with that. “Good.”

“Ronak’s still an asshole.”

I nod. “Definitely.”

“And I’m still going to talk shit mercilessly.”

“I wouldn’t want it any other way.”

“But maybe, if we can get through the culling, I’ll consider not strangling him in his sleep.”

“Please, don’t get all sappy on me.”

He shakes his head at me and then taps my nose. “You’re a snarky little thing.”

“Yep. Now carry me inside and feed me. And then heat me up some bathwater and brush my hair and tell me I’m pretty. "

― Raven Kennedy , Signs of Cupidity (Heart Hassle #1)