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Reflections in a Jaundiced Eye QUOTES

Reflections in a Jaundiced Eye QUOTES

1 " Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs. "

― Florence King , Reflections in a Jaundiced Eye

2 " To make sure I learned the etiquette of grieving, Granny took me with her to the many funerals she attended. O Death, where is thy sting? Search me. I grew up looking at so many corpses that I still feel a faint touch of surprise whenever I see people move. "

― Florence King , Reflections in a Jaundiced Eye

3 " Children have no business expressing opinions on anything except "Do you have enough room in the toes? "

― Florence King , Reflections in a Jaundiced Eye

4 " Nothing is more frustrating than sitting in an office amid typewriters and mimeographers when you know what deus ex machina means. "

― Florence King , Reflections in a Jaundiced Eye