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1 " Jeff Beachum, Sergeant of Snark, Wielder of Witticism, Dominator of the Double Entendre, completely ran out of things to say. "
― Amy Lane , Living Promises (Promises, #3)
2 " This time, he fumbled for Collin's hand in the elevator. He still felt like a thief, there was no denying it, but sometimes thieves stole things because they needed them to live. "
3 " Shane! Shane! You must keep the boy from eating any more! You have no idea what will happen!” Collin was face to face with Martin’s father then, and they both heard Martin say, “You stay away from my eats, little man, or I will end you!” “You need to put that down, Martin, or you will never fit through another door! "
4 " „Like‟ is a mild sort of word for what Con and I have,” Collin replied, leaning forward to touch noses with the big doofus. Constantine half-closed his eyes and twitched his whiskers back. “I‟d go with the deeply twisted interpersonal relationship that a hero has for his nemesis, sort of a Batman/Joker thing, if the Joker suddenly started going down on Batman like a porn-star on Viagra.”Jeff looked at him in alarm. “Jesus, Sparky, stop touching my cat! "
5 " You wouldn’t shut up about how brain-damaged that ‘little Rusky diva-bitch’ was and how he needed to just ‘get over his sorry self and give our poor cop a blow job and live happily ever after’—you remember that? "
6 " He wasn't sure which one of them initiated the kiss, but it started soft and then went sweet and then went tender and then went tinder, and then went out-of-control blaze. "
7 " It's like... I don't see in color anymore, you know? I look at something and I think I know what it looks like, and then I think about what the world would look like without Deacon, and it goes to black and white. "
8 " You are making me something, cow-woman, or is that just make believe and pretend, like your sex life?''I'm making you a gag, Mickey, so I can knit in fucking peace. "
9 " Some nice lady came over here with food for us all. She claimed to be your mother. I don't believe it--you're an asshole, and she's good people. "
10 " La morte sa dove viviamo noi tutti, baby. Tutto ciò che possiamo fare è tenerci per mano finché non viene a bussare. Se tu ci stai, io ci sto, okay? "
11 " They burnt his flag,” he finished on a sob. “Before I left, I asked my dad what happened to Kevin’s flag, and he said he’d burnt it. "
12 " guess,” he said thoughtfully. “I mean… it’s not like… it’s not like he’s going to be anything other than Deacon, right? "
13 " How fucking hard is it to find one lousy teenager? Seriously? This town is the size of a condom machine— "
14 " man, two quarters, a twist of a knob, that kid should have fallen into our laps by now! "
15 " Collin heard the garage door open and saw the halo glare of the white lights and kept pumping his hips while saying, “Just shut up, Tommy, and fucking come!” Being the gentleman that he was, he nailed Tommy’s prostate and gave him a reach-around. Tommy squealed and came all over his hand, and Collin grunted and poured himself into Tommy. "
16 " this moment, this moment here, when his lover was making shushing noises in his ear, that wasn’t always guaranteed, now was it? "
17 " Even if I leave you, I won’t leave you, okay? Even if you carry the casket and have to say goodbye and find someone else to love, I’ll still be with you, okay? I meant it. Always. You hear? "
18 " The elephant in the living room, eating what looked like a mixing bowl full of cold cereal with the force and verve of a backhoe at a landfill. “God. Don’t you go somewhere in the day? "
19 " Kimmy was suddenly there, shoulder to shoulder—the irritating heifer was actually taller than he was—and her voice, quiet in his ear, was surprisingly soothing. "
20 " That was what you got when you stayed up all night, talking to a teenager about his beloved older brother, who actually had succeeded in killing himself with his own fucking valor. That was what you got when you wandered around in a hospital, chased relentlessly by ghosts who all moaned terrible messages about being alone, forever alone, locked in a box, submerged in your own bitterness. "