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1 " Rilke used to say that no poet would mind going to gaol, since he would at least have time to explore the treasure house of his memory. In many respects Rilke was a prick. "
― Clive James , Unreliable Memoirs
2 " Funny Debates at both Cambridge and Oxford eventually helped to convince me that the only place to be amusing is in a serious context. "
3 " In those days you matched a block of balsa against a rudimentary diagram and got going with a razor blade, which sliced your thumb as readily as it carved the balsa. If the result was recognizable as an aeroplane, you were an expert. If your thumb was recognizable as a thumb, you were a genius. "
4 " The essence of a class system is not that the privileged are conscious of their privileges, but that the deprived are conscious of their deprivation. Deprived I never felt. "
5 " One parent is enough to spoil you but discipline takes two. I got too much of what I wanted and not enough of what I needed. "
6 " matched pair of Purdey shot-guns, one of which had not been fired, "
7 " When the cover was lifted to reveal nothing but a heaped plate of pineapple chunks, however, there were people in the audience who could take no more. "
8 " row of damaged books which Davenport had failed to return to the London Library. "
9 " and Cate Blanchett in the same kitchen, for a cup of tea and a chat. The post-war Australian expatriates were looked at with suspicion by their countrymen early on. Later, they got too much favour. My own view is that, of those among us who sailed away to England in the early 1960s, those who soon sailed back again did best. This especially applied to the theatre. In earlier times, a long and powerfully "
10 " George Russell had responded to yet another request for a reference, sending, by return air-letter, an encomium which would have sat extravagantly on the shoulders of Pico della Mirandola. "
11 " Cambridge will probably never get round to formally approving homosexuality, but the type of homosexual involved perhaps prefers a blind eye "
12 " Raised in the hot sun, my idea of romance was to feel cold. North was a thrilling word to me. Balzac said that a novel should send the reader into another country. My dreams were like that. They still are. "
13 " Generally it is our failures that civilize us. Triumph confirms us in our habits. "
14 " sat transfixed by the rhythm of that voice – the strong view lightly stated. It wasn’t words plus pictures. "
15 " Dining out meant shepherd’s pie and bitter at the Anchor, Bankside. The Anchor was a little sooty brick Georgian pub on the Embankment. "
16 " in those days I construed absence of explicit opposition as a whole-hearted endorsement. "
17 " I forgave them, having surmised – correctly, as it turned out – that America was merely first in achieving a level of average income so high that even the mentally underprivileged were able to travel, and that shortly all the other industrialised countries would start exporting idiots too. "
18 " The pasta was always al dente, an expression which could be pressed into service as the name of a ferocious gangster. "
19 " inspection of kit, dress and rifle "
20 " In the Italian galleries even the guides regularly fingered the paint surface. "