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1 " Because the thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it. "
― Lisa Scottoline , Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman
2 " Women shouldn't iron, ever. It's our wrinkles that make us interesting. "
3 " Likewise, I would never be so rude as to not interrupt a friend. How else would she know I was listening? "
4 " Natural law says that matter cannot be created or destroyed, but that was pre-spanx. "
5 " It's fun to do something dumb. Not something really dumb, like my second marriage. That was really really dumb. "
6 " A movie theater is Switzerland of the diet world. "
7 " Bacon is the meth of meats. "
