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21 " There’s no way God could not be Team Phillip. "
― Jillian Dodd , That Wedding (That Boy, #2)
22 " To the nights you’ll never remember with the people you’ll never forget. "
23 " he’s just a man; what could he possibly know way. "
24 " This dress looks like something designed by Cinderella, Barbie, and Lady Gaga while they were sitting around, getting high on mushrooms or crack or whatever drug makes you hallucinate. "
25 " No boy is worth your tears, but once you find the one that is, he won’t make you cry. "
26 " So, you solved the conflict with sex. Here’s the problem: you didn’t solve the conflict. You just temporarily forgot about it. You solved nothing. Sex solves nothing. Phillip, you got mad again, just discussing it. That’s what happens when you don’t deal with problems. They sit in your mind and fester. When you do that enough, they eventually grow into an infection. They infect your marriage with doubt, and you stop respecting each other. You have to take each other’s concerns seriously, or that infection will ruin your marriage. "
27 " since I don’t really have any virtue left, we don’t have to worry about that. "
28 " I love checklists. Sometimes, when I make a checklist, I put stuff on it that I’ve already done, just so I can feel productive and cross it off. "
29 " heard Ash say we need a wedding theme. What does she mean? Like the frat parties we used to have? Like a boats and hoes wedding? "
30 " Plus, I can hear the margaritas calling my name. Well, not really, but I just got a text from Neil that said, The margaritas are calling your name. So, like, I know they are. "
31 " I should have known before I even opened my mouth that you can’t have a serious conversation with a guy named Moose, but I keep trying anyway. "
32 " Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? So she wouldn’t get hearing aids. "
33 " It has pound cake, warm caramel sauce, whipped cream, and toffee pieces. "