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Vivian Apple Needs a Miracle (Vivian Apple, #2) QUOTES

Vivian Apple Needs a Miracle (Vivian Apple, #2) QUOTES

1 " Life is long and dumb and devastating. People should believe whatever they need to believe to get by. "

― Katie Coyle , Vivian Apple Needs a Miracle (Vivian Apple, #2)

2 " I hear the chipper voice of the Church magazines chirping in my brain: You're in a relationship with a boy who treats you as his emotional and spiritual equal. You feel a desire to express your affection through physical acts that will bring mutual pleasure. Do you (a) go for it! Sex is a natural gift from God, and a lot of fun so long as you do it safely!; (b) get him to propose! Sex is only fun if you do it in a Church of America-approved union! Plus, babies are so cute!; or (c) seek guidance from your local pastor for your sinful thoughts and ask for tips on expressing your love in a holy, nonphysical way? TRICK QUESTION! The answer is (d) the fact that you even momentarily considered having sex out of wedlock proves that you have no place in God's eternal kingdom, you reprehensible slut. "

― Katie Coyle , Vivian Apple Needs a Miracle (Vivian Apple, #2)