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1 " Did you ever see anybody so disgusting: said lightning to thunder, "never," growled thunder, "let's give him the works. "
― William Steig , Shrek!
2 " And they lived horribly ever after, scaring the socks off all who fell afoul of them. "
3 " Otchky-potchky, itchky-pitch,Pay attention to this witch.A donkey takes you to a knight --Him you conquer in a fight.Then you wed a princess whoIs even uglier than you.Ha ha ha and cockadoodle,The magic words are 'Apple Strudel "
4 " His mother was ugly and his father was ugly, but Shrek was uglier than the two of them put together. By the time he toddled, Shrek could spit flame a full ninety-nine yards and vent smoke from either ear. "
