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1 " Melons. The girls. Gazongas. I could rattle off every nickname in the world for my boobs – oops nearly forgot jubblies – but it didn’t change the fact they were small. "
― Gabrielle Tozer , The Intern (The Intern, #1)
2 " One troll called me ‘Slutty the bush skankaroo’. "
3 " When you’re single it can seem like everyone else comes in pairs. "
4 " That anonymous coward is probably forty years old with raging BO and still living in his mum’s granny flat "
5 " Operation Find A Toilet Before It Was Too Late was in full swing. "
6 " The way he teased me made me feel tingly and giggly, like I’d had champagne for breakfast. "
7 " The letters Y, E and S danced on my tongue and shimmied between my teeth. "
8 " Without even realising or trying, you got me. "
9 " Only our pinkie fingers were laced together, but it was enough to send shudders of electricity through my hand. "
10 " Step away from the camembert. "