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1 " That's sweet. I think. Although, I'm worried about the fact you're talking to your dick.""It's only a problem if it talks back. "
― Eden Finley , Trick Play (Fake Boyfriend, #2)
2 " I've seen your dad on TV. I don't know how to say this without offending you, so I'm just going to say he looks like the type of politician who spouts family values and then gets caught in a seedy motel with a prostitute."I laugh. "SO glad you tried not to offend me, Jet. "
3 " Hey, maybe I'm just psychic and knew you'd need me today.""Sure, let's go with that and ignore it was actually your dick that brought you here.""Fine then, maybe my dick is psychic.""Witch crystal balls? "
4 " Who would've thought the thing we had in common would be daddy issues" I try to joke. "
5 " Politicians aren’t there to help people. They’re there to make themselves and their friends richer while screwing over those who actually need the money. "
6 " cover of Train’s “Drive By” and the crowd goes nuts. "
7 " I never understood the phrase “on autopilot” until my world fell into an unknown abyss. "
8 " line up the giant head of the toy "
9 " Would be more impressive if I wasn’t worth more than my father, but sure, let’s go with "