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I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1) QUOTES

I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1) QUOTES

1 " I don't subscribe to labels. Unless I'm labeling other people. "

― Gaby Dunn , I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1)

2 " You're not boring. You're guarded and unusual and a little bit unbalanced, but you're not boring. I'm not BFF with boring people. It would ruin my highly crafted Tumblr brand. "

― Gaby Dunn , I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1)

3 " Do you know he has met Putin? Do you think anyone has really met Putin? Is he the kind of guy you can really know? "

― Gaby Dunn , I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1)

4 " If anything, I got angry that morning because I was embarrassed. It's hard enough living with my own questionable decisions without some pillar of morality reflecting back at me. (You're the pillar, if that was not clear. And you're quite shiny.) "

― Gaby Dunn , I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1)

5 " We're still in the same room, you weirdo.

Stop crying.

G
(the blonde who is really uncomfortable with large displays of emotion) "

― Gaby Dunn , I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1)

6 " I want to be a hero, Ava. Or really rich. I think it's easy to make yourself a hero when you can pay for it.

I know you fantasize about accepting your Oscar and thanking your parents after falling on the steps to the podium, but I fantasize about meeting a source in a parking garage and putting my entire family at risk.

I WANT TO BE GREAT, AVA! I WANT TO WRITE THINGS THAT CHANGE THE WIORLD AND WALK INTO ROOMS FULL OF PEOPLE WHO FEAR ME! "

― Gaby Dunn , I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1)

7 " Ava: Do you think I'm really that bad? That she had to friend break up with me?

Gen: No way. Are you having a tough time? Yes. But that's when you step up and be a BETTER friend. No STOP being friends. "

― Gaby Dunn , I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1)

8 " I don't want to be black and white, but I do want to be better. To you, But I need you to be better to me too.

Gen

P.S. Wow. That was the gayest thing I have ever written. "

― Gaby Dunn , I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1)

9 " Thank you for being the bigger person, as always. We will have you to thank when both of our coffins are lowered into the ground at the exact same time in 2083. "

― Gaby Dunn , I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1)

10 " The joke wasn't about Voltaire. It was about Camus. "

― Gaby Dunn , I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1)

11 " You are so brave and so strong that sometimes I forget someone like me can hurt you. But you need to remember that you can hurt me too. "

― Gaby Dunn , I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1)

12 " I am extraordinarily proud of you and can't wait for the entire city of Boston to both love and fear you. Just remember that NO ONE will ever love (or fear) you like I do. "

― Gaby Dunn , I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1)

13 " I can already tell that I will hate everyone but you.

Sincerely,
Ava Helmer

(that brunette who won't leave you alone) "

― Gaby Dunn , I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1)

14 " ALREADY I HAVE GIVEN MORE PRACTICAL ADVICE THAN MY CURRENT THERAPIST WHO IS ACTUALLY LICENSED. HOW DOES ANYONE HAVE A JOB? "

― Gaby Dunn , I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1)

15 " Do you think he has met Putin? Do you think anyone has really met Putin? Is he the kind of guy you can really know? "

― Gaby Dunn , I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1)

16 " I hate that I am my worst self around the two people who are the nicest to me. I’m unable to keep my barriers up when I’m around my parents, so all the ugly comes out. Even when I’m mad, I can feel the guilt spreading through my body, but the mad overrides it. "

― Gaby Dunn , I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1)

17 " Everyone always talks about the effort you have to put into a romantic relationship or a marriage, but why would a friendship be any different? You are always going to be more important to me than some random boy I marry. (At least until the silver wedding anniversary.) "

― Gaby Dunn , I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1)

18 " You wore Doc Martens and purple hair. I wore my insecurity on a button-up. it wasn't meant to be.

But then the unthinkable happened. I made you laugh. I can't remember the exact joke, which is surprising given my tendency to endlessly quote myself, but I know we were in English Class and I know it had something to do with Voltaire. "

― Gaby Dunn , I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1)

19 " I'm happy for you? I don't understand you, but I'm happy for you. Now go explore with people your own age. "

― Gaby Dunn , I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1)

20 " I feel like unstable people gravitate toward you (myself included). I want nothing more than for you to make a connection with a normal, boring person who still has good taste in music. "

― Gaby Dunn , I Hate Everyone But You (I Hate Everyone But You, #1)