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The Last Straw (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #3) QUOTES

The Last Straw (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #3) QUOTES

1 " I'm basically one of the best people I know. "

― Jeff Kinney , The Last Straw (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #3)

2 " There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein.
But Shel Silverstein looks more like a burglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for kids.
Dad must have known that picture kind of freaked me out, because one night after I got out of bed, Dad said: "IF YOU GET OUT OF BED AGAIN TONIGHT, YOU'LL PROBABLY RUN INTO SHEL SILVERSTEIN IN THE HALLWAY."
That really did the trick, Ever since then, I STILL don't get out of bed at night, even if I really need to use the bathroom. "

― Jeff Kinney , The Last Straw (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #3)

3 " I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals. "

― Jeff Kinney , The Last Straw (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #3)

4 " But the thing I’m finding out is some people don’t really appreciate it when you’r trying to be helpful. "

― Jeff Kinney , The Last Straw (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #3)

5 " Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her. "

― Jeff Kinney , The Last Straw (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #3)

6 " Merit badges are these little patches you get for learning how to do all sorts of manly stuff. "

― Jeff Kinney , The Last Straw (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #3)

7 " Manny has it made in church "

― Jeff Kinney , The Last Straw (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #3)

8 " This morning he told everyone that he’s a “big boy” and he’s giving up his pacifier for good. Then he threw his favorite binkie in the trash. Clap clap Clap clap Well, that New Year’s resolution didn’t even last a full minute. suck suck suck The only person in my family who didn’t come up with a resolution is my older brother, Rodrick, and that’s a pity because his list should be about a mile and a half long. "

― Jeff Kinney , The Last Straw (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #3)

9 " That made Dad pretty mad, so he said
"NO SON OF MINE IS A QUITTER!"
Which isn't really true at all. I'm a HUGE quitter, and so is Rodrick. And I think Manny is on his third of fourth preschool by now. "

― Jeff Kinney , The Last Straw (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #3)