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Rodrick Rules (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #2) QUOTES

Rodrick Rules (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #2) QUOTES

1 " Monkeys can't talk, stupid! "

― Jeff Kinney , Rodrick Rules (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #2)

2 " Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha! "

― Jeff Kinney , Rodrick Rules (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #2)

3 " You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End. "

― Jeff Kinney , Rodrick Rules (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #2)

4 " I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations. "

― Jeff Kinney , Rodrick Rules (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #2)

5 " Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist?

Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you! "

― Jeff Kinney , Rodrick Rules (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #2)

6 " After the presentations, we had to fill out these questionnaires. The first question was, 'Where do you see yourself in fifteen years?'
I know EXACTLY where I will be in fifteen years: in my pool, at my mansion, counting my money. But there weren't any check boxes for THAT option. "

― Jeff Kinney , Rodrick Rules (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #2)

7 " Well, for starters, Abraham Lincoln didn't write 'To Kill a Mockingbird. "

― Jeff Kinney , Rodrick Rules (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #2)

8 " Most people don't seem to appreciate a person as honest as me. So don't ask me how George Washington ever got to be president. "

― Jeff Kinney , Rodrick Rules (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #2)