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21 " Do not cave into yourself, Be strong like a rock and save us. "
― Robyn Peterman , Fashionably Dead (Hot Damned, #1)
22 " loose down here. No pun intended,” he grinned. “Daddy, that pun was totally intended,” she giggled. “That it was.” He stood up and ran his big hands through his hair and turned his mesmerizing gaze on her. “You are so like your mother.” “And that’s a bad thing?” she challenged. "
23 " If I don’t punish you, all hell will break "
24 " He’s a Fairy... you know, as in ‘I’ve got wings, and I’m really sexy, and I’m magic, and I’m hung like a horse’... you know. "
25 " loose down here. No pun intended,” he grinned. “Daddy, that pun was totally intended,” she giggled. “That it was.” He stood up and ran his big hands through his hair and turned his mesmerizing gaze on her. “You are so like your mother. "
26 " Hear it smells like road kill in ninety degree weather on that side of the building, "
27 " What’s wrong with me?” I shrieked. “Come out here, Astrid.” “Wait Gemma... am I dead?” “Kinda,” she said with excitement. The same kind of excitement she exuded when she tried to convince me of Bigfoot’s existence. “Just get dressed and get out here. "
28 " I am deeply, irrevocably, and materialistically in love with you. "
29 " didn’t want to seem like a materialistic Prada whore.” “But you are a materialistic Prada whore, "
30 " Are you sure?” I panicked. I paced my room frantically. I felt my fangs descend and my eyes go green. This was not good. “Yes,” she replied, equally as panicked. “Wait.” I stopped. “How do you know it’s my mother?” “What do I look like to you?” Pam demanded. “Oprah Winfrey?” I replied, confused by the question. "
31 " Hold. On.” I said with excitement, “Can you see the future?” “Not down here I can’t,” she muttered, running her hand through her already frightening hair. “My boss... that would be GOD to you... much to my great disgust gave you imbeciles free will. So even if I could see the future, it can change on a dime because you idiots are as flighty as gnats. "
32 " I was just pissy and bored and horny and lonely. It was a bad combination. Bad. "
33 " I loved Prada. I proudly considered myself a Prada whore, albeit one who couldn’t afford it. "
34 " Women are unstable and prone to unreasonable emotional outbursts. They don’t mean half of the nonsense they say,” Heathcliff blustered. Oh, he did not just say that. "
35 " I gotta say,” Pam announced, “your daddy has got to be the most butt-assed, fucked up ugly I have ever seen. How your momma did the wild thing with him is beyond my imagination. And I’ve got one hell of an imagination,” she bellowed. Holy God, that visual had never occurred to me. I started to laugh, and I couldn’t stop. I was now the proud owner of an image that even one hundred million years of therapy would never erase. "
36 " However, it was also beginning to look like I would never breathe again. So technically I was dead. The lack of pulse and air intake could attest to this, but clearly I wasn’t dead because I was curled up on the floor thinking somewhat coherently and Oprah was in my house... What "
37 " figured since I’d arrived in Crazytown, I may as well take off my coat and stay a while. It was odd. "
38 " I also believe that she is the Chosen One. The one from our Prophecies. The One we have waited for. "
39 " You wanted proof? You have it. No one will ever harm my intended mate. It is punishable by death. "
40 " Life happens whether we are ready or not—the only choice or control we have is "