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I am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It QUOTES

I am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It QUOTES

1 " My ideal date would involve painful silence. My ideal date wouldn't involve me. "

― Sam Pink , I am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It

2 " And I saw my reflection in a lake and I waited for it to freeze a little bit so I could break it with my boot. "

― Sam Pink , I am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It

3 " And I lie down on your carpet so long that you think I will stay forever but I get up and I see the indentation in the carpet and I get jealous and say, "I am no longer needed here. "

― Sam Pink , I am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It

4 " If I ever find a dead horse, I am going to beat the fucking shit out of it. "

― Sam Pink , I am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It

5 " And I know different methods of self-destruction but none as intense as sitting still by myself. "

― Sam Pink , I am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It

6 " If I ever find a dead horse, I'm going to beat the fucking shit out of it. "

― Sam Pink , I am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It

7 " And I hope we meet again so you can guess how old I am by the rings around my eyes and I hope we meet again so I can judge how much I've died according to your limp smile. "

― Sam Pink , I am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It