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1 " It's never a good day when an ancient demon shows up on your toilet bowl. "
― Angie Fox , The Accidental Demon Slayer (Demon Slayer, #1)
2 " Well aren't you full of sunshine and donkey feathers. "
3 " We'll make Evel Knievel look like a pussy. "
4 " What do you say to a guy who'd go to hell and back, just to be with you? "
5 " Three years of teaching at Happy Hands Preschool and I couldn't even cuss right. "
6 " Lizzie, you stay away from him. That man is a troll. "
7 " Clover. "
8 " That might have been the last time I saw Dimitri alive. "
9 " That demon you met, Xerxes. He works for a fifth-level demon named Vald. "
10 " Grandma chuckled. "No, you're not going to start hearing everybody. It depends on the animal's intelligence and inclination. Squirrels, bugs and birds aren't big thinkers. "
11 " darlin'. "
12 " She'd chucked her Freezoni "
13 " wasn't about to take any unnecessary "
14 " Harley "
15 " I tore my mouth from his. "Back off now," I said, fighting the urge to wriggle against the hard ridge jutting from underneath his jeans, "or I'm not responsible for my actions.""If you can still put a sentence together, I'm doing something wrong," he said, yanking off his black T-shirt with one hand. "Maybe this'll help. "