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Visions of Sugar Plums (Stephanie Plum, #8.5) QUOTES

Visions of Sugar Plums (Stephanie Plum, #8.5) QUOTES

1 " I wasn’t sure anymore what made a good marriage. There had to be love, of course, but there were so many different kinds of love. And clearly, some love was more enduring than others. "

― Janet Evanovich , Visions of Sugar Plums (Stephanie Plum, #8.5)

2 " Cripes, I can’t keep up on this political correct shit. I don’t even know what to call myself. One minute I’m black. Then I’m African American. Then I’m a person of color. Who the hell makes these rules up, anyhow? "

― Janet Evanovich , Visions of Sugar Plums (Stephanie Plum, #8.5)

3 " In my father’s scheme of things, there were Italians and then there was the rest of the world. "

― Janet Evanovich , Visions of Sugar Plums (Stephanie Plum, #8.5)

4 " Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes. "

― Janet Evanovich , Visions of Sugar Plums (Stephanie Plum, #8.5)

5 " So elves could be walking around in our midst, disguised as normal, everyday, vertically challenged citizens. "

― Janet Evanovich , Visions of Sugar Plums (Stephanie Plum, #8.5)

6 " Trust him,” I said. Trust Superman, Spider-man, E.T., the Ghost of Christmas Present . . . whoever the hell. "

― Janet Evanovich , Visions of Sugar Plums (Stephanie Plum, #8.5)

7 " was standing facing my car, and behind me, I could hear windows being thrown open in my apartment building. It was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They’d just settled their brains for a long winter’s nap in front of the television. When out in the lot there arose such a clatter, they sprang from their recliners to see what was the matter. Away to the window they flew like a flash, tore open the blinds and threw up the sash. And what to their wondering eyes should appear, but Stephanie Plum and yet another of her cars burning front to rear. "

― Janet Evanovich , Visions of Sugar Plums (Stephanie Plum, #8.5)