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I Could Pee on This: and Other Poems by Cats QUOTES

I Could Pee on This: and Other Poems by Cats QUOTES

1 " You can't hold someone who
Wants to leave
You can't clutch a memory
As if it were today
You can't take an insult
Close to heart
You can't grasp for glory
From your chair
You can't seize life
Thinking only of loss
And you can't grab a laser pointer dot
On the wall
No matter how much you try
These hard-earned truths I give to you "

― Francesco Marciuliano , I Could Pee on This: and Other Poems by Cats

2 " The leaf twirls gently
To the dry ground
The flake tumbles lightly
To the snow mound
The lightning falls mightily
To the earth with a crash
And I plummet sleepily
From the fridge to the trash.
Such is nature's way "

― Francesco Marciuliano , I Could Pee on This: and Other Poems by Cats

3 " LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
LET ME IN LET ME I-
Oh, uh, hello
I did not expect an answer
I did not expect an entrance
I did not expect this room to be so unbelievably dull
So, uh, goodbye "

― Francesco Marciuliano , I Could Pee on This: and Other Poems by Cats

4 " On the edge of a laughing teacup
Did Kubla Kat decree
The the corn fritter festooned with medals
Shall make the brownies free
And so the walls turned to water
To let our sorrows drown
As the chairs burned themselves for warmth
So they need not face the clown
Then the spoons burst into song
And all the forks they understood
As I stared at my talking claws
Becasue this catnip is just that good "

― Francesco Marciuliano , I Could Pee on This: and Other Poems by Cats

5 " They say there are
Twenty-four hours in a day
But I'm only up for three of them
And two I consider overtime "

― Francesco Marciuliano , I Could Pee on This: and Other Poems by Cats

6 " Sometimes when I lie on your warm chest
And hear your every happy sigh
I gaze into your two kind eyes
And wonder, 'Who is that? "

― Francesco Marciuliano , I Could Pee on This: and Other Poems by Cats