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1 " Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway.'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully.'Huh?' said Lester. "
― Phyllis Reynolds Naylor , The Grooming of Alice (Alice, #12)
2 " If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive. "
3 " His face looked almost as gray as his suit, and the pouches beneath his eyes looked like little bags for holding all the sadness that his head couldn't hold. "
4 " For your information, Lester, there are at least five wonderful parts of the female body that can be viewed by the owner only with a hand mirror. "
