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The Lives of Christopher Chant (Chrestomanci, #2) QUOTES

The Lives of Christopher Chant (Chrestomanci, #2) QUOTES

1 " Where's school?" he shrieked at her. "I'm missing cricket practice!" For half an hour after that the hospital was in total confusion, while everyone tried to catch a five-foot corpse clothed mostly in a flying sheet, which raced up and down the corridors shrieking that it was missing cricket practice. "

― Diana Wynne Jones , The Lives of Christopher Chant (Chrestomanci, #2)

2 " And Throgmorten’s arched ginger body came flying out of the creepers like a furry orange boomerang and landed slap in the basket. Christopher was deeply impressed – so impressed that he was a bit slow getting the lid down. Throgmorten came pouring over the edge of the basket again in an instant ginger stream. The Goddess seized him and crammed him back, whereupon a large number of flailing ginger legs – at least seven, to Christopher’s bemused eyes – clawed hold of her bracelets and her robe and her legs under the robe, and tore pieces off them.
Christopher waited and aimed for an instant when one of Throgmorten’s heads – he seemed to have at least three, each with more fangs than seemed possible – came into range. Then he banged the basket lid on it, hard. Throgmorten, for the blink of an eye, became an ordinary dazed cat instead of a fighting devil. "

― Diana Wynne Jones , The Lives of Christopher Chant (Chrestomanci, #2)

3 " Christopher discovered that you dealt with obnoxious masters and most older boys the way you dealt with governesses: you quite politely told them the truth in the way they wanted to hear it, so that they thought they had won and left you in peace. "

― Diana Wynne Jones , The Lives of Christopher Chant (Chrestomanci, #2)

4 " He scarcely saw his parents. When Christopher was small, he was terrified that he would meet Papa out walking in the Park one day and not recognize him. "

― Diana Wynne Jones , The Lives of Christopher Chant (Chrestomanci, #2)

5 " If you mean that boys are easy to deal with," Christopher said, "I'm afraid this is not the case. Not boys from Twelve A."
"And not girls either," the Goddess said loudly. "Not from anywhere. "

― Diana Wynne Jones , The Lives of Christopher Chant (Chrestomanci, #2)