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Sweet Tooth: A Memoir QUOTES

Sweet Tooth: A Memoir QUOTES

1 " I'd cycled through the stages of rejection - denial, anger, homicidal mania, hating Matt's stupid face, and acceptance "

― , Sweet Tooth: A Memoir

2 " Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind," Leviticus says. From where I was standing, though, there was no "lying with mankind" going on; it looked more like "one mankind plowing another mankind from behind. "

― , Sweet Tooth: A Memoir

3 " Turn right on here and then go straight.” “No,” Jennifer scolded. “Go forward.” Yes, go forward. Go straight and you end up at Applebee’s, probably. "

― , Sweet Tooth: A Memoir

4 " Our hangout sessions went on for a few months until we finally just evaporated into a puff of sexless smoke in her living room, like the dry ice at a Bauhaus concert. No, that’s too sexy. Like the dry ice at a Peter Cetera concert. "

― , Sweet Tooth: A Memoir

5 " Hormones directing my thoughts, commandeering my innocent hands, and insisting that they do an odd, immoral, and exquisite thing in bed, in the dark, in the middle of the night, with a box of Kleenex handy. Worse, the hormonal urges behind this thing I was doing could best be described as “pretty damn gay. "

― , Sweet Tooth: A Memoir