Home > Work > Emergency Contact

Emergency Contact QUOTES

Emergency Contact QUOTES

1 " Dude. Every mom is the most annoying human in the universe, but most of them, besides the super-abusive genuinely bad ones, are in your corner. "

― Mary H.K. Choi , Emergency Contact

2 " When Penny left a banana on her desk as an offering, Jude rejected it. She refused it by putting it on Penny's work chair, so when Penny went to write, she sat on it. As tiny passive-aggressive revenges went, it was adorable, and it killed Penny that they couldn't laugh about it. "

― Mary H.K. Choi , Emergency Contact

3 " She wished she could explore his body and inspect him. Learn him and memorize him. That way she'd know what to miss when he was gone. Sam was heartbreakingly, hauntingly beautiful. It made her heart hurt. This couldn't end well. "

― Mary H.K. Choi , Emergency Contact

4 " In hindsight he was glad it wasn't the good taco spot because it would have been ruined forever. Anyplace that charged seventy-five cents for condiments could burn in hell. On principle. "

― Mary H.K. Choi , Emergency Contact

5 " Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyooyoyoyyoyoyoyo
Come by
I baked a SHEETCAKE
Your favorite
Confetti emoji "

― Mary H.K. Choi , Emergency Contact

6 " He couldn't believe Jude's mute, macabre roommate had saved his life. He wondered if he'd have to get her a small taxidermied spider or something for her efforts. "

― Mary H.K. Choi , Emergency Contact

7 " It's piles and piles of emotional homework forever if you ever want to qualify as a grown-up "

― Mary H.K. Choi , Emergency Contact

8 " Penny believed with her whole heart that there were moments - crucial instances - that defined who someone was going to be. There were clues or signs, and you didn't want to miss them. "

― Mary H.K. Choi , Emergency Contact

9 " Sam wanted to get up, calmly set his napkin down, and sprint out into the night. "

― Mary H.K. Choi , Emergency Contact

10 " Loving someone was traumatizing. You never knew what would happen to them out there in the world. Everything precious was also vulnerable. "

― Mary H.K. Choi , Emergency Contact

11 " To be a hero, you had to decide it was you. "

― Mary H.K. Choi , Emergency Contact

12 " Penny thought of this Korean saying for when you really, really liked something. You'd say it 'fit your heart exactly.' Sam fit her heart exactly. "

― Mary H.K. Choi , Emergency Contact

13 " It wasn't a romance; it was too perfect for that. With texts there were only the words and none of the awkwardness. They could get to know each other completely and get comfortable before they had to do anything unnecessarily overwhelming like look at each other's eyeballs with their eyeballs. "

― Mary H.K. Choi , Emergency Contact

14 " There was no way she'd allow him to see her do 97 percent of her normal activities. She was a monster. A monster who was flat as a board with no ass. In fact, the only thing she had going on in the curves department was an enormous cystic pimple on her chin that hurt when she touched it. Yeah, no. "

― Mary H.K. Choi , Emergency Contact

15 " There was no way Penny would go to House and let Sam see her. That would ruin everything. Sam would take one look at her and be like, "Yikes, never mind. "

― Mary H.K. Choi , Emergency Contact

16 " She smiled.
Sam smiled back.
She died. "

― Mary H.K. Choi , Emergency Contact

17 " Penny gasped as her body shook with laughter, eyes streaming.
Sam watched her like she was nuts. "

― Mary H.K. Choi , Emergency Contact

18 " I like knowing that you exist. It doesn't make me feel any less lonely, because life is lonely, but it makes me feel a lot less alone. "

― Mary H.K. Choi , Emergency Contact

19 " Fiction was fine, but real life was the true freak show. "

― Mary H.K. Choi , Emergency Contact

20 " You've got to understand that not everybody's going to be exactly your kind of person. They're not going to be completely satisfactory or meet your myriad qualifications. "

― Mary H.K. Choi , Emergency Contact