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1 " I honestly think someone invented the time machine just so they could go grab a burger when the urge took them. Anyway, turns out saving the planet by eating soy was a bit of a non-starter given how we destroyed the entirety of history, but it was a good idea at the time. "
― Adrian Tchaikovsky , One Day All This Will Be Yours
2 " World peace, man. Forever and forever. "
3 " You want to fling yourself forwards past the badlands of the war, this is where you end up. And I’ll be waiting for you. Nobody gets by me. "
4 " I am the full stop to the sentence that is human history. "
5 " I put the TV on. I’ve a specially curated selection of box sets, because one thing that spins like a weathervane when you change causality is entertainment, and if you have a deft hand you can collect all the really good versions of things, like the final series of Lost where all the loose ends actually got tied up, or that peculiarly tangled timeline where William Shakespeare, Helen Mirren and Orson Welles got together to make a Transformers movie. "
6 " And I feel my heart grow three sizes, because she’s a bitter sociopath, but she’s my bitter sociopath. "
7 " Everyone dies, after all; every good time ends. Time itself ended. They are doomed, but in their doomed moment they live forever, and at least they had a good time for one night. Sometimes that's all that counts. "
8 " Cheating makes life easier and I’m all about that easy life. "
9 " It’s no fun to pick up skills too fast, not when you’re a man of leisure with all the time in the world. "
10 " If you’ve actually achieved perfection, is introduce the imperfect, just to keep things interesting. "
11 " They will live and they will die and they will never leave the period they were luckless enough to be born into. And they will never trouble the glorious solitude of my farm. "
12 " We all kept meddling, changing things, changing them back—though not back exactly, just to something closer to the way we thought we remembered it. "
13 " Everyone dies, after all; every good time ends. Time itself ended. "
14 " ANOTHER PERFECT DAY at the end of the world. "
15 " This is how we fought the Causality War. A war where you never saw soldiers from the other side, not because you were launching high tech projectiles at each other from ridiculous distances, but because you almost never occupied a common frame of reference. The weapons you launched at each other were cascading chains of historical events, and each one simultaneously hit and caused colossal collateral damage, and did no damage at all, because what was left in its wake was a happy smiling world with no idea there was a war on. "
16 " The woman’s is Smantha. “Samantha?” I clarify, but no, apparently it’s ‘Smantha.’ I’ve been invaded by chrononautic hipsters. "
17 " And even if I met a fellow agent who seemed to jibe with me, no guarantee they’d be the same when I rendezvoused with them later and/or earlier (let me tell you, it’s frankly embarrassing to clap your fellow time warrior on the shoulder only to find that, from their perspective, it’s before the pair of you ever met and then they’re trying to stick a gun up your nose and… take it from me, it’s a real faux pas; the social anxiety alone was enough to justify burning it all down). "
18 " Look, I'm sure you're a very nice girl and everything, but I really need to murder you now. Can you be so kind of drinking this wine, it will be a relatively quick and painless death.""Oh, well if you out it like that." She said sarcastically. "
19 " Coming from a utopia, of course, he has no idea what sprouts are. "