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I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool QUOTES

I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool QUOTES

1 " I already know when I'm being bad, and I don't need to be nagged by my underwear. "

― Lisa Scottoline , I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool

2 " You haven't lived until you duct-taped a diaper on a dog. "

― Lisa Scottoline , I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool

3 " I'm always interested in products that claim to be aphrodisiacs, when we all know that the one and only aphrodisiac is a man volunteering to build you some bookshelves. "

― Lisa Scottoline , I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool

4 " My shrinking ice cubes looked like the victim of global warming, missing only a tiny polar bear waving a withe flag. "

― Lisa Scottoline , I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool

5 " I know that people get angry and I'm generally a fan of emotions. And to be real, it makes great television. A debate where everybody is yelling at each other is totally fun to watch.
Until you realize that's how we choose a president. "

― Lisa Scottoline , I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool

6 " I'm a professional worrier.
It comes with the ovaries. "

― Lisa Scottoline , I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool