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The Ghost on My Couch QUOTES

The Ghost on My Couch QUOTES

1 " What the—who the—what the fucking fuck? "

― L.A. Gilbert , The Ghost on My Couch

2 " Actually, I wouldn't mind a Malibu and coke."

"You're having a fucking pint."

"Is my choice of drink too gay for you?"

"Malibu and coke is a pussy drink. Last I heard you were strictly anti-pussy. "

― L.A. Gilbert , The Ghost on My Couch

3 " Alex smiled. Andy was a good mate.
“And they'll get a good laugh out of that black eye.” He grinned.
Alex glared; Andy was a dickhead "

― L.A. Gilbert , The Ghost on My Couch

4 " Oh man, Alex. That's sad. Seriously, mate, go get yourself laid."

"What?" He gave Baldrick a quick kiss on his little head--he didn't care how stupid he looked, he loved his ugly cat--and put him down on his kitty bed in the corner.

"Isn't that what single sad people do--get cats when they've given up on human companionship? "

― L.A. Gilbert , The Ghost on My Couch

5 " My life didn't get good until I died, Alex. The very best part of it has been here in this flat, with you. "

― L.A. Gilbert , The Ghost on My Couch

6 " How can it be alright? How can anything ever be alright when I can never tell you, never touch…? "

― L.A. Gilbert , The Ghost on My Couch