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Dark Forsaken (The Devil's Assistant, #3) QUOTES

Dark Forsaken (The Devil's Assistant, #3) QUOTES

1 " I’m calling this place the Tardis,” she said, continuing to scan the different locations. “We’re not calling it the Tardis,” I said. Of course, if she knew what it could really do, I’d never change her mind.
“Why the hell not?” she asked.
“Copyright infringement. "

― H.D. Smith , Dark Forsaken (The Devil's Assistant, #3)

2 " How did you get hired?” “I checked the box on the application that said “descendant” by mistake. I’m dyslexic and I thought it said something else.”
“Okay,” I said, thinking that was the worst employment application mistake ever. “And they all believe him to be the true ruler of Fallen?”
“All the Mei-Bettys do. They’re, like, obsessed with it. It’s a little like restaurant-of-the-body-snatchers, you know?”
“Then why do you work there?” I asked. “Clearly, you figured out something was wrong with them.”
“Duh, but it pays well and they provide room and board. I sorta needed the job and a place to stay. It’s got free wifi,” she said, as if that explained everything. "

― H.D. Smith , Dark Forsaken (The Devil's Assistant, #3)

3 " Don’t worry,” I said. “We won’t be having slumber parties and spa days any time soon.”
“I quite like spa days. "

― H.D. Smith , Dark Forsaken (The Devil's Assistant, #3)

4 " I headed for my office, but stopped when I saw my laptop on the couch. Sorrel had obviously borrowed it—again—without permission. I grabbed it, wondering what questionable site he’d left on the screen this time and making a mental note to run the anti-virus software. After taking a shower, putting on my pajamas, and fixing an ice cream sundae for dinner—yes, it was one of those days—I sat down at my desk and pulled up the web browser. "

― H.D. Smith , Dark Forsaken (The Devil's Assistant, #3)

5 " I couldn’t just start killing people. That wasn’t really my thing. "

― H.D. Smith , Dark Forsaken (The Devil's Assistant, #3)

6 " Is that true?” The Boss asked Mace.
Without even batting an eye, Mace said, “Yes.”
“And you agreed?” The Boss questioned.
“Of course. Anything for my queen,” he said, holding his glass up to me in a mock toast. "

― H.D. Smith , Dark Forsaken (The Devil's Assistant, #3)

7 " I thought of the three men in the meadow. None were what they seemed and I was in the arms of my worst enemy, taking comfort from him. Would my life ever be normal?
“Normal is boring,” Mace said. "

― H.D. Smith , Dark Forsaken (The Devil's Assistant, #3)

8 " I was in the arms of my worst enemy, taking comfort from him. Would my life ever be normal?
“Normal is boring,” Mace said. "

― H.D. Smith , Dark Forsaken (The Devil's Assistant, #3)